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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
What is difference between man & superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser. :P
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play magic? She asks: What do you mean? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Don't waste your time on a woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? --- Date ---
I Think men who ve pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They ve experience pain & bought jewelry.
How Can You tell when a lawyer is lying ? His lips are moving. :P
If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? WET :P
Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."Husband: "I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday." |
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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry.... U laugh, I laugh... U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. HahAha
Love me or leave me. ..........Hey,where is everybody going ?
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
wow! Cutie... ..yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found ! :P
I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
Umm.....ummm...hmmm...ummm...ummm....your .... ZIP is open...:P
Love is a name, Sex is a game.... Forget the name and play the game! ;)
I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...
How do u stop a cockerel crowing on sunday morning? Have him for dinner on saturday night.:P
What is life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.;) |
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